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Meet Miley, Queen of Leisure

Miley, a retired twelve-year-old Doggie Detective, enjoys napping and walking while guarding her home. She playfully barks at Amazon drivers and occasionally consults on cases, all while looking fabulous.

Meet Domino!

Domino, a standard black poodle, lives a double life as a family dog by day and a charismatic bass player in an 1980s cover band by night, captivating fans with his big hair and charm.

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Free Peg. And Her Phone

The HopNews editorial board strongly believes that Peg and her phone should be free, emphasizing their commitment to justice and community accountability. While details of the situation are withheld for legal reasons, the board will monitor developments closely. Transparency remains a core value as they advocate for Peg's case.

Meet Miss Pickle!

Hopkinton's Pickle, a playful dachshund/beagle/pug mix, excels as a kitchen assistant, dreaming of becoming a sous chef.

Happy Festivus! A Satirical Take on Holiday Stress

If December makes you feel like you’re trapped in a snow globe full of...

BREAKING: Drifty Flees North Basin in Dramatic Getaway

BREAKING: Drifty flees North Basin after a week, marking the most comedic jailbreak in Lake Maspenock history.

Have You Met Drifty?

Meet Driftwood, the mysterious tree stump on Lake Maspenock that has captured the hearts of the residents. Discover his adventurous journey.

The 2025 Virtual Horribles Parade

Join the fun of The 2025 Horribles Parade. Virtually celebrate by sending in your photos for the July 4th event!

Windy in May?

Despite the expert data saying otherwise, it really seems more like March than May in Hopkinton this Spring.

The HopkinToon: Budget Season Angst

Buff Spencer is looking for balance in the town budget

Hopkintoon: Character Conservation

Take a moment to applaud a couple of Hopkintons best ideas for supporting our quality of life

Hopkintoon: Has Anyone Seen the Zoning Compliance Officer?

Buff Spencer submits a commentary on zoning, questionable house parties, and disappearing yard signs.

The HopkinToon: When Will Hopkinton’s “BIG DIG” End? Please tell me we’re almost done? P.S. Happy Thanksgiving.

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HHS Students Uncover “Secret Soiree”, Sparking Whispers and Wardrobe Questions

In a shocking twist, a group of Hopkinton High students stumbled upon a "swingers party" while searching for lost AirPods. With nearly 100 guests, private security, and color-coded rooms, the event was the talk of the town. Who knew suburban life could be so spicy? Hopkinton's no longer just about bake sales!

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Letter to the Editor Supporting Sandra Irwin’s Vision

Joe Clark endorses Sandra Irwin for the School Committee, praising her focus on student needs, strategic planning, and her dedication as a mother and global marketing strategist. Vote for Sandra.

Water Refill Stations in Hopkinton: Eco-Friendly Initiatives

The Hopkinton Sustainable Green Committee is installing three new water refill stations to promote hydration and reduce plastic waste.

AI’s Role in Academic Integrity at Hopkinton High School

As AI technology evolves, Hopkinton High School faces challenges balancing responsible AI use and academic integrity. Administrators emphasize the importance of students producing original work amidst concerns about critical thinking. To navigate AI's role in education, a "green light, yellow light, red light" system is proposed alongside new AI literacy courses to enhance responsible technology use.

The Ultimate Guide to Massachusetts Museums for Everyone

What started as a road trip to Ohio after a family loss has turned...